| (Phone rings) | |
| Me: | Hello? |
| (alarms ringing in the background) | |
| Mom: | I did something wrong! The alarm is going off! |
| Me: | I can hear that. Did you enter the pass code? |
| Mom: | No, I just pressed 'off'. |
| Me: | You can't just press 'off'! If that were the case, we'd have the easiest to hack alarm system. |
| Mom: | Well, I didn't know that! |
| Me: | How long have you lived here? |